Advice Letters - Blue 10

DEAR DR


I have a problem, if you know what I mean

You see, the more I age, I mean when I get older and older, I am more scared of the dark,
You know, Achluophobia, OH yeah I am also Gerascophobia, means more scared when the age increased, means getting older. What should I do then?
PLEASE HELP ME! I am begging you

From : Tino
Blue 10



This is my advice for you:
Dear Tino, you musn’t worry about your disease, but if you are worry about it, you have to persuade the fear in your feeling. Then, ask someone to company you in the darkness that you’re fear of. But if you are still worry, you have to kill yourself. Thanks Tino for your problems and we hope that your disease can successfully be cured.
From your beloved doctor,

Kevin and Jefferson

Dear doctor,I am having a little problem. My friend always chases after me and then, he tickles me. Everyday, he always surprises me at school. So doctor, what should I do now to give that boy a lesson?

Dear Patient,

You should come earlier and ruin his desk. You may burn it if you want. And before he come to class, you had better water him with a watering can and pretend him like a plant. I hope this advice works.

The Doctor

Dear Doctor,
I have a servant who is very talkative, crazy and bossy, she always talks to nobody and she always tells me to do her tasks.
What should I do? Fire her!
Daniel





Dear Doctor,
We have a problem. It’s really-really horrible and terrible. Our friend always tells us to do his works and if we don’t want to do it, he will tell our teacher that we told him to do our homework. We have done that once, he told our teacher and the teacher believes him because he always gets good marks.
What should we do? Tell the teacher s that he always tells you something like that! Sam and Diky

Dear Doctor,

I have a problem. I wanted to have a dog, but my mom doesn’t let me buy it because it’s dirty and it will be hard for her to find a servant. So, she never let me buy one. From Sheena.

Dear Doctor,

I have a problem. My dog was very naughty and bossy. It keep annoy me. It barks to me when it wants something. So, my dad wanted to sell it, but I don’t want to, because I like it a lot. From Devina.


Dear Sheena,

You need to promise to your mom that you’ll take care of your dog. And you also have to make consequence to your mom and yourself.
That’s all my advice. Please pay me $100,000,000. Thanks.
Doctor

Dear Devina,

So, you had better give an advice to your dog to not be very naughty and bossy.
That’s all my advice. It was very difficult, so it cost $300,000,000. Thank you. Doctor Koko