Tuesday 13 October 2009

Pre 4 @ 5:00 - Stories

Cinderella -!000%.

Hi, readers. You must have been reading about Cinderella’s story. You know Cinderella as a kind girl. BUT in THIS story Cinderella was an evil girl. She’s the master of her house. She loved to order her stepsisters to do a house jobs. And she also loved to order her stepmother to cleaned (actually licked) and kissed her foot if her horrible-stinky-dirty feet (Because her feet got licked by her step mom (or we rather said slave)).
One day, a letter of invitation came from the kingdom. It said that the prince wanted to married a woman (ugly or beautiful or crazy or stupid or etc.) in this country. Cinderella and her (step) sisters (plus her step mother) prepared their self to went to the castle. But Cinderella didn’t want her family to come because her family’s face was like the gigantropus-erectus’s face. Cinderella’s family got angry when they knew about Cinderella’s discrimination. They did a ritual to call a witch. A kind (or evil) fairy came. They told the fairy to killed Cinderella. BUT the fairy failed to killed her, Cinderella make the fairy turned into one of her slave(s). Cinderella ordered the fairy to made a limousine so she could came to the party with a gorgeous style.
When she arrived, she saw a beautiful person. Maybe that person was the most beautiful people that Cinderella’s had ever meet. Cinderella was jealous to that person, so she asked that person about that person’s name. And actually that person was the PRINCE (OMG). How could normal people knew if that person is the prince because the prince wore woman’s dress!!!!! Cinderella thought if the prince was a transvestite. She hated the prince. Then she made a plan to burned the castle. Then she successfully burnt it, but she was in the castle at that time. And she forgot how to got out. And she died. The prince who still alive and found her collapse, thought if her collapse is a monkey’s. Actually, the prince is a girl. Finally the prince live happily ever after in Cinderella’s house.
By Kristie, Lani and Michelli




The Mystery of 13-666 Apartment

In the north of England, there is a murdered in 13-666 apartment. In 13th floor, and in room 666,Mr Ben and his wife were watching TV when the murderer came and killed them. Then the murderer took a lot of money and things in that room. Someone saw and run to the receptionist to tell the receptionist. But,the murderer caught him and told him to not tell to the police and everyone. Then the murderer left the room and went home. At home he put half of the money in the one room that’s very dark and it’s haunted. Next day,when that room was empty,Mr Ken lived in that room with his family. At night,the murderer came again and shocked when he saw the man which lived in there was the man which saw him last night in that room. He afraid if he saw him again and he told the police, he’ll brought to the jail and he’ll be executed with electric shock-chair. He cancelled his action and went home. At home, he entered that room again and he’s shouted”please don’t killed me!!”. He’s very afraid if the ghost will haunted him. Than the ghost said:”you must murder the room 666 or you will die like a worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!”. Next day,the murderer went to the church. He listen to the priest if you trusted the ghost word,you will gone to hell if you died. And, after all of the people went out,he talk to the priest and he want to the ghost. The ghost very angry and want to burned him. Then the man said:”in the name of jesus,you go away from here”. Then the ghost disappeared and he became a good man.
By Alvin and Rion




There was a beautiful girl, who lived in a small town. She had a father called Mr. Adams. In that small town,

there was a handsome boy. He was a rich boy. He lived in the biggest house in that town. Many girls were

interested in him. someday, the beautiful girl met the boy in a park. She saw the boy sitting on a bench. And

then, she fell in love with him. after that day, the girl always finds out about him. Someday, the girl saw the

boy talked with her father, because the boy had talked to her father, she always talked about him. One day,

the girl asked him to marry her, but the boy also said that he wanted to propose her father. After that, the girl was shocked and went home, cried all night long.



Moral:

You should know everything about your boyfriend/girlfriendbefore you ask him/her to marry you.


By Rhema and Vincent



Idiot Woman vs Smart Man

Last week , in Simpson university there was an idiot woman , her name is Sera. She always attacks her friends at university. One day , she met smart man, his name is Bionar. They were studying in the same class. Sera hated him because he’s smarter than Sera. Then, Sera attacked him when he was eating meatball. And then the meatball fall down before Bionar ate it. Bionar mad with Sera and then meatball wars happened. All people in canteen helped Bionar because Bionar is a kind people. When everybody was throwing all the meatballs, Sera opened her mouth and ate all the meatballs. Everybody in canteen laughed. So don’t be an idiot people. Remember it!!


By Shannon, Yolanda and Jessica



Missing Gold Miniature Statue


Yesterday at midnight the famous Miniature statue of Surabaya " The crocodile and The shark" was stolen. The statue was stealing when the fireworks happen, because it was surabaya anniversary. The three most famous detective help the police to find the robber. We interviewed one of the officer, " I saw a group of stranger come in and attacked me, but if they stole the miniature the alarm will rang but it didn't rang. I thought they shut down the alarm." If they shut down the alarm it will leave a fingerprint, but they wore gloves, but they make a simple mistakes they left a hair on the gloves. And we take the hair to the laboratorium to take a sample of that hair and we found a name it was Ian , alvin and vincent. Tommorow we drove our car to their hideout and we bring some major weapon, we bet them and arrested him to the police and execute them.
By Ari, Aaron and Tama

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